Week of Craziness

Yes this is a week of craziness for me. Why you may ask? Because Christmas Concerts have started at TMC. Tonight we had our first performance and we have one Wed, Thurs, Fri, and two on Saturday! Phew! It is one crazy week. I am exhasted already, but it is a lot of fun too. If you think of it though please pray that I will get enough rest so I don't get sick by the end of the week.

As for last week...I had such a great time at home for Thanksgiving! I was in desperate need for a break and it was so wonderful. The homework didn't get done, but I was able to relax and spend time with my family and a few friends. Our house was packed for Thanksgiving dinner and, other than being called an old maid by a certain 6th grader, it was a great time. (Don't worry I'm not really upset, it was really funny)

Coming back to school was hard though. It was nice not to set an alarm. But really there isn't much left of the semester so I'll be home very soon.

(My amazing mom made these adorable centerpieces for the table. She can teach you if you want to learn how :o)

Well...time to get to the homework!!

Have you ever done something really strange when someone wakes you up in the middle of the night? I seem to often.
My first year at TMC my roommate stayed out late all the time. There were a few Saturdays that I had to work at 6am and I was always scared that I wouldn't wake up in time. One night Stacey came in around 1:30 and I sat straight up in bed all panicked and started to get dressed for work. She laughed at me and told me to go back to bed. She still brings that up every once in a while.
Last night I must have been sleeping really hard because when my roommate Ashley came in I thought there was a spider in my bed. She said I sat up really fast and was looking around in my blankets. I totally remember all of this, but I was really out of it. I think I dreamt that I saw a spider. Then after I laid down again I started hitting my blankets "just in case there really was a spider." Ashley and I had a good laugh about all of that this morning.
All this to say, you never know what will happen when I get woken up in the middle of the night.

If only I could get away with answers like these. :o)

My aunt just sent these to me. I read them to my roommate and we couldn't stop laughing. :o)
Have a great day!!!

Subject: Children’s science exam
Exam Answers.
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A: Premature death.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A,E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose" mean? (I do love this one...)
A: Nearby.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.
Q: What does the word " benign" mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.