Monday, September 26, 2016

A Letter to the Spider in My Shower

Dear Spider,
Was it really necessary to make your home in my shower? I realize that I have gone for a few days, but the corner of my shower was a very rude place to build your web. I was quite distracted by you while I was trying to wash my hair.
Then on top of that you started to descend from the ceiling?! Really?! Why did you need to do that? I was very sorry to have to grab my Norwex body cloth and squish you. Sorry only because I had to use my nice cloth, not sorry that I killed you.


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